Ben, Korey, Cory, Kenan, Abe, and I were all in Austin enjoying a boys night out, just eating CiCi's and chit chatting about girlfriends and the Matrix. Ben just recently turned 18 and explained that he still hasn't bought porn(neither have I and I'm almost 19, I haven't even bought a lottery ticket yet) but Ben says it is a must. So I agree with everyone that it will be a great experience for all of us being 18 to go into a porn shop together...so we do. IT WAS NOT COOL! half the stuff made me want to throw up, the other half was weird and just made me feel really disgusting for looking at it...so I went in thinking I was going to buy porn with Ben and it was gunna be a great bond between us....I left empty handed and never looking at Ben the same for buying "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...again"(its the sequel so it must be good). but something good did come out of the trip I learned that if you ever wanna find the weirdest people in the whole world, go to a porn megaplex. I saw so many private parts that I have become numb to the female and male anatomy, my whole teenage sexual drive has completely vanished forever, I have the hormones of a 99 year old man(who has been married for 80 and had a visectomy).
Hopefully I will get in a car wreck going to school today and it will give me abnesia and I can forget what I witnessed.
...just thought about it, Ben said we were gunna watch "debbie does dallas...again" together but he home alone with it....yikes.
stay breezy
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so funny. i laughed so much at the end.
the end of "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS...again"
just kidding. haven't seen that one. or any others. except waterbear porn.
ahahaha. josh thank you for never growing up. that was an excellent bit of writing. so thanks
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